Our Hotel in the Polish Countryside

I always wanted to stay in a castle. This is Zamek Kliczkow in Southwestern Poland - a 1585-era castle that has been converted into a hotel. Attended to by a staff of attractive but surly young women. There were only a few guests in the entire hotel, and eating alone in the cavernous gothic diningroom was a bit spooky. Walking the empty halls had a bit of "The Shining" quality to it. All for less than the price of a Courtside Inn in Vacaville.